Patsy Cline was crazy and as a poly person I should not enjoy her as much as I do
Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
belleandwhistle: pandandelion: milkydayy: there can only be one omg
gonna see y’all in Portland soon
The days are thick and syrupy.
Stay tuned for a video of some unlicensed surgery on my leg
I was sad so I ate a whole pizza and now I am not sad anymore I am very surprised that worked tbh
My concussion symptoms have returned and I cannot handle my life excuse me while I play the Sims Urbz for the next 10 hours
would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who...
powerburial: things to remember: nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable